Towns That Live Weird

Smarty Party! I deliver anywhere. Anywhere? Anywhere! Coober Pedy, Australia—hot as can be, So they dug their homes underground! Come dig with me! Whittier, Alaska: one tower, fourteen floors— Almost the whole town's inside—knock on the doors! Setenil, in Spain, has a roof made of rock— Houses tucked under a cliff, all down the block! Longyearbyen, Norway—polar bears nearby! In winter, for months, there's no sun in the sky! Towns that live weird! Knock knock! Who lives here? Somebody does! Under a rock! Down a hole! One big building in the snow! Pizza's comin'—here I go! Towns that live weird! Knock knock! Supai's at the bottom of the Grand Canyon—whoa! The mail comes by mule, so my pizza rides slow! On Lake Titicaca, islands float, made of reeds— Keep piling on fresh ones: that's what an island needs! Oymyakon, Russia: school at fifty below! My hot pizza froze—pepperoni snow! Monowi, Nebraska—population: one! She's the mayor and the librarian—one pizza, done! Towns that live weird! Knock knock! Who lives here? Somebody does! Under a rock! Down a hole! One big building in the snow! Pizza's comin'—here I go! Towns that live weird! Knock knock! Towns that live weird! Tristan da Cunha—no airport, no plane! Six days on a boat through the wind and the rain! A couple hundred people in the most remote town— But out at Point Nemo, there's nobody around! The spot in the ocean that's farthest from land— The nearest folks might be astronauts! Wave your hand! Towns that live weird! Knock knock! Who lives here? Somebody does! Under a rock! Down a hole! One big building in the snow! Pizza's comin'—here I go! Towns that live weird! Knock knock! Towns that live weird! Knock knock! A regular house. Regular street. Regular door. ...Too weird. I'm not going. Smarty Party Songs! Like, subscribe, PARTY!