Read the sing-along lyrics
Smarty Party!
Welcome to Real or Fake!
Half lion, half tiger!
Easy. That's fake!
Sorry. It's real!
Take a lion dad and a tiger mom—
It's a liger! Biggest cat, so bring it on!
The record one? Over nine hundred pounds—
About twice a lion! Now that astounds!
A donkey dad, a horse mom—who's that I see?
It's a mule! Sure-footed, strong as can be!
Liger is real! Ding! Ding!
Zorse is real! Ding! Ding!
Wholphin! Pizzly! Yes, they're the real deal!
Sharktopus? Bzzzt! Nope, that one's not real!
Liger is real! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Zebra dad, a horse mom? That's a zorse!
Zebra and a donkey? Zonkey! Stripes, of course!
A dolphin mom, a false killer whale dad—
A wholphin, born in Hawaii! How rad!
A grizzly and a polar bear, up in the snow—whoa!
Camel and a llama? It's a cama—no lie!
Bison and a cow? A beefalo! Oh my!
Liger is real! Ding! Ding!
Zorse is real! Ding! Ding!
Wholphin! Pizzly! Yes, they're the real deal!
Sharktopus? Bzzzt! Nope, that one's not real!
Liger is real! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Real or fake? Real! Real or fake? Fake!
Real or fake? Hey! Make no mistake!
Now the fake round! Listen close, don't blink!
A rabbit with antlers? A jackalope? Think!
Fake! Just a joke with some antlers glued on!
A cat plus a bunny? A cabbit? Fake! Gone!
A cat and a rabbit are way too far apart—
Only close cousins can mix, right from the start!
But here's the catch, and it's kind of sad:
Most hybrids can't be a mom or a dad.
Chromosomes pair up like socks, two by two—
A horse has sixty-four; a donkey, sixty-two.
A mule gets sixty-three—one sock left alone!
So a mule can't have a baby of its own.
Liger is real! Ding! Ding!
Zorse is real! Ding! Ding!
Wholphin! Pizzly! Yes, they're the real deal!
Sharktopus? Bzzzt! Nope, that one's not real!
Real or fake? Real! Real or fake? Fake!
Liger is real! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Final round!
Duck's bill, beaver's tail, lays eggs!
Easy. That one's fake!
Bzzzt! It's a platypus. Real!
Enjoy your zonkey.
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Lyrics from the published video’s caption file.