Half Silly, Half Real

Smarty Party! I made a new one! Half monkey, half banana... Chimpanzini Bananini! ...Okay, okay. But which half is real? A shark in sneakers? Silly, it's true— But epaulette sharks walk on their fins, too! A drum made of wood? Tung, tung, tung! In Ramadan, before the sun, Drummers walk the streets to wake everyone For sahur, the meal before dawn—yum! A crocodile plane? Now that's absurd— But a croc can't stick out its tongue, have you heard? Half silly, half real! Brain rot! Tralalero tralala, what's the deal? Tung tung tung sahur, that's for sure! Half silly, half real! Brain rot! A ballerina with a coffee-cup head? Cappuccino's named for friars in brown hoods, it's said! And capuchin monkeys? Same friars, same name— A coffee and a monkey, and a robe to blame! A chimp in a banana? That's bananas, whoa— But a banana's a berry! Now you know! Half silly, half real! Brain rot! Tralalero tralala, what's the deal? Tung tung tung sahur, that's for sure! Half silly, half real! Brain rot! Brr brr patapim! Brr brr! A tree with monkey feet? Proboscis monkeys have big noses, and they swim! A frog with a tire? Well, that's a new spin— Real frogs don't sip; they drink right through their skin! A camel-fridge? Now that's a frosty joke— But a camel's hump is fat, not water, folks! Oxford picked "brain rot" as Word of the Year, Back in twenty twenty-four—oh dear! But every silly mashup hides something true, So your brain's not rotting... it's learning, too! A cactus saves water to last all year; An elephant can drink fifty gallons—cheers! Put 'em together, and what do you get? Lirilì larilà—the thirstiest one yet! Half silly, half real! Brain rot! Tralalero tralala, what's the deal? Tung tung tung sahur, that's for sure! Half silly, half real! Brain rot! Brr brr patapim! Brr brr! Half silly, half real! Brain rot! Okay, one more. Half banana, half berry... ...Wait. That's just a banana. Smarty Party Songs! Like, subscribe, PARTY!